Mission Diet: day four!

Do u remember the "burp" in my first post? NO?Read abt it here.

So...day 4 says,
Day Four: Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities.

I started wondering which !@#$ must have created this plan..I mean, first u r prohobited from having even 2 teaspoons of milk in ur tea, and suddenly u ask the guineapigs taking this diet to eat bananas?? 8 bananas?? and three glasses of milk?? (actually, somewhere deeeep inside i was relieved, coz i was tired of starving myself and i love bananas..:PP..but thats not the point here..:(). all those days u avoided McChicken combos and had terrible combos like tea and guava...Even Curd Rice dripping from my collegues hands and moustach looked like biryani to me...and now u say eat bananas? bull shit!
In any case, i thought of following the plan,for 1.)I like bananas, 2)The plan was soon going to end.

As i re-arranged the clothes in my cupboard, i pulled out those jeans expectantly and kept them in a more accessible place..I thought, when i go out this sunday , i"ll not have to wear those looong, aunty style kurtas to camouflage my tummy and then........tring tringg..tring tring...triinnnnnnnnnnggg...goshh..khayalon mainn...I stumbled outside to pick-up the call.Nitin had planned for a movie this afternoon! woww!!

Not to mention, all my determination and will power smashed to pieces after smelling all those heavenly things u get at multiplexes...still, to fight the guilt, i ordered a subway sandwich..no patty..lowfat dressing..;)) after all, subs are healthy! and far better for diet than bananas!!! arent they??

Mission Diet - Day Three

Welcome back after the break! I knw its too long to be called a break, but thats how its is when u stay alone away frm ur hometown with 1 yr kid!

Anyway, what kicked this off is,I found an old notepad today while cleaning...and guess what i got..hardcopies of the remaining Mission Diet story! First i just smiled and kept it aside. But on second thought, i decided to complete the story here, so that it doesnt vanish with the notepad and i can read it later. And I knw that even if no-one else bothers to read this post, vinaya definitely will..:))

So here's the story:

Day Three: A mixture of fruits and vegetables of your choice. Any amount, any quantity. No bananas yet. No potatoes today.

My face lit up while reading the first line. But as they say, good things dont last long...no potatoes and no bananas..then what was i left with?..:(

veggies were out of question. They made me puke by now. I bought 250 rs worth of fruits(ofcourse..Nitin doesnt know..)..and survived on papaya, chiku, watermelon and apples for the rest of the day..

Frankly speaking, I was waiting for this damn thing to get over now. "Par yaha pe izzat ka sawaal tha". I knew very well that if i quit the diet now, I"ll have it from Nitin and all my colony friends for the rest of my life!

I cudnt get my eyes off Nitin's daal-chawal and pickle on the dinner table, but i did notice the smirk!!! grrrrrrr........

Anyway..i m definitely 3 kgs lighter today!