Mission Diet: day four!

Do u remember the "burp" in my first post? NO?Read abt it here.

So...day 4 says,
Day Four: Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities.

I started wondering which !@#$ must have created this plan..I mean, first u r prohobited from having even 2 teaspoons of milk in ur tea, and suddenly u ask the guineapigs taking this diet to eat bananas?? 8 bananas?? and three glasses of milk?? (actually, somewhere deeeep inside i was relieved, coz i was tired of starving myself and i love bananas..:PP..but thats not the point here..:(). all those days u avoided McChicken combos and had terrible combos like tea and guava...Even Curd Rice dripping from my collegues hands and moustach looked like biryani to me...and now u say eat bananas? bull shit!
In any case, i thought of following the plan,for 1.)I like bananas, 2)The plan was soon going to end.

As i re-arranged the clothes in my cupboard, i pulled out those jeans expectantly and kept them in a more accessible place..I thought, when i go out this sunday , i"ll not have to wear those looong, aunty style kurtas to camouflage my tummy and then........tring tringg..tring tring...triinnnnnnnnnnggg...goshh..khayalon mainn...I stumbled outside to pick-up the call.Nitin had planned for a movie this afternoon! woww!!

Not to mention, all my determination and will power smashed to pieces after smelling all those heavenly things u get at multiplexes...still, to fight the guilt, i ordered a subway sandwich..no patty..lowfat dressing..;)) after all, subs are healthy! and far better for diet than bananas!!! arent they??